Wednesday, May 6, 2009

(Non-)Killer Queen

Apparently Queen has heretofore untapped health protection usefulness. First we learn that "Another One Bites the Dust" provides the perfect tempo for CPR (if not the perfect soundtrack). Now we find that singing the bridge of "Bohemian Rhapsody" will give us the proper length of time for hand washing. (I wonder if head-banging adds anything to the antimicrobial properties?)

What's next? "We Will Rock You" for the Heimlich maneuver? Thrust on the handclaps, not on the foot stomps!

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