Shoppers Rush Home With Their Treasures

A whole lot of Christmas shopping got done today. Wait, let me rephrase that: A WHOLE LOT OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING GOT DONE TODAY. We took care of probably half our shopping lists, not counting what we're getting for each other. Kohl's, JC Penney, and Target thank us verrah, verrah much. Heck, we thank them, too, considering some of the great deals we got. Retailers are freaking out liek woah, dewd. If you have the cash, go take advantage.